Some people say it comes from Bill Gates, the Microsoft founder, some others say it’s simply the set of rules which is an abridged version of an original piece written by author Charles J. Sykes and published in the San Diego Union Tribune in 1996. I don’t really care about the source as much as I care about the meaning of these rules. It’s so true, we send our kids to the best school possible to get to learn the maximum knowledge their brain can absorb… but we forget that school lack to teach our kids about life.
They might learn to be good in math and science, but, once faced to real life out of school perimeters, our kids often feel lost and discouraged. To all parents around the world, please remember that the roots of schooling starts from home. Read what follows, and teach it to your kids and remember to learn from it.
Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it!
Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.
Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice president with a car phone until you earn both.
Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.
Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.
Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault; so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.
Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.
Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.
Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you "FIND YOURSELF". Do that on your own time.
Rule 10: Television and video games are NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.